How to eat your breakfast

Word of Mouth ponders possibly the most important of all culinary questions in as article which is almost as satisfying to read as a fry up is to eat:

To grill or fry? Fry. This is not a healthy meal. Trying to pretend it is - and cooking your bacon in a Breville - will ruin it. Grilled breakfasts lack grease. It’s not just beans and a runny yolk that provide moisture. You need that lip-smacking lubrication provided by slowly-fried unpricked sausages and bacon.